Questions I have asked myself today, whilst packing, the day before we leave:

• Will I be warm enough?
• Will I be cool enough?
• Where are my black cargo pants?
• Do I need to buy a new dress?
• What’s this secret pocket in my suitcase?
• What can I fit into this secret pocket in my suitcase?
• Where the hell are my black cargo pants?
• How have I ended up with 17 tops, a pair of shorts and some leggings?
• Will eleven books be enough?
• How much do eleven books weigh?
• Is there any chance I’ll exercise while I’m away?
• Where the fuck are my black cargo pants?

Questions I have asked Don today, whilst packing, the day before we leave:

• Why do you think you’ll need nine pairs of socks?
• What do you mean I don’t need a new dress?
• You bought men’s sandals??!
• How are you packed already?
• Could you please put the red wine down?
• I know I seem unorganised, could you just give me a minute?
• HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING BLACK CARGO PANTS!?

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