“Where are we going?”
“I want to go back to that shop.”
“Is this the right way?”
“I don’t know.”
“I think we’ve been here before, I recognise that restaurant.”
“No, that’s not the same one.”
“Piazza San Marco – how did we end up out here?”
“Turn around, we’re going back in.”
“Again?”
“We turned left here, perhaps try turning right this time.”
“This is the third time we’ve been over this bridge.”
“No, that’s not the same one.”
“Is this our hotel?”
“Yes, but it’s in a different place now.”
“We’re back in San Marco.”
“Yes, I can see that. Let’s try this alley.”
“Ok, it has shops in it.”
“That’s a nice building.”
“We saw it ten minutes ago.”
“I think we’re close.”
“How about this shop?”
“No, that’s not the same one.”
“It has the same things in it.”
“Not quite.”
“We haven’t seen this bit before.”
“Yes we have, four times.”
“Here it is!”
“No.”
“Here’s the restaurant where we had dinner last night.”
“No, that’s not the same one.”
“We’re back in San Marco again.”
“Yes, but now I know where we were going wrong.”
“You do?”
“Do you?”
“You’re never going to find….”
“Here it is, do you want to wait outside for me?”
Around the World in 99 Days 
That sounds exactly like my trip to Venice a few years ago!
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Yep, you’re in Venice! Add some more terse “why am/ are you/we so bad at this?”s And “where the fuck are we?”s and you have a good chunk of our honeymoon.
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